Ratflamvil Bemhotrip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, annoying meerkat.

Ratflamvil Bemhotrip created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratflamvil Bemhotrip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ratflamvil Bemhotrip, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ratflamvil Bemhotrip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ratflamvil Bemhotrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not hurt tortoises.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.