Sterhakrigwat is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable
shrew.
Sterhakrigwat created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in
Sterhakrigwat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Sterhakrigwat, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Sterhakrigwat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Sterhakrigwat's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Always help bats in need.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Sterhakrigwat must be the most important thing in your life.