Henwotpark is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart
lobster.
Henwotpark created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Henwotpark, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Henwotpark, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Henwotpark's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Henwotpark's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill monkeys.
2. Henwotpark loves sheep, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not hurt swans.
4. Do not shave your legs.
5. Always pray immersed in water.