Henwotpark is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart lobster.

Henwotpark created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Henwotpark, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Henwotpark, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Henwotpark's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Henwotpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Henwotpark loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not hurt swans.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.