Wabjipbun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate jaguar.

Wabjipbun created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabjipbun, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wabjipbun, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wabjipbun's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wabjipbun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink alcohol.