Vabranart is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane dingo.

Vabranart created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabranart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vabranart, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vabranart's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vabranart's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the north.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not take Vabranart's name in vain.

4. Always look after injured great tits.

5. Run away if seven mice approach from the south.