Lendussbad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, temperamental hare.

Lendussbad created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lendussbad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lendussbad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Lendussbad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lendussbad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lendussbad.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not hurt badgers.