Nabfasstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever fairy.

Nabfasstaf created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabfasstaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabfasstaf, he will not care.

Nabfasstaf's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nabfasstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Always obey Nabfasstaf's priests.