Catqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing warg.

Catqueeg created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catqueeg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Catqueeg, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Catqueeg's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Catqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.