Lipliphiv Gumquimjenkabmongamsterkar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful donkey.

Lipliphiv Gumquimjenkabmongamsterkar created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipliphiv Gumquimjenkabmongamsterkar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lipliphiv Gumquimjenkabmongamsterkar, he will turn you into a duck.

Lipliphiv Gumquimjenkabmongamsterkar's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lipliphiv Gumquimjenkabmongamsterkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.