Yamfitpark is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying pigeon.

Yamfitpark created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfitpark, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yamfitpark, it will turn you into a duck.

Yamfitpark's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yamfitpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta jumpers.

2. Always obey Yamfitpark's priests.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.