Likcenflow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, loving pig.

Likcenflow created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Likcenflow, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Likcenflow, she will turn you into a goat.

Likcenflow's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Likcenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.