Dunbimmis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent beaver.

Dunbimmis created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Dunbimmis, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dunbimmis, it will boil you in a big pot.

Dunbimmis' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dunbimmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look in ponds.