Fabhitkem is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise clam.

Fabhitkem created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhitkem, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fabhitkem, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Fabhitkem's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fabhitkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Retreat if six shrews approach from the north.

5. Never wear turquoise scarves.