Cim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, all-powerful armadillo.

Cim created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cim, she will turn you into a dog.

Cim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not wear red clothing.