Rakjannut Komcetjab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered centaur.

Rakjannut Komcetjab created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakjannut Komcetjab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rakjannut Komcetjab, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rakjannut Komcetjab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Rakjannut Komcetjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.