Monwitbanbutdid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust mink.

Monwitbanbutdid created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monwitbanbutdid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Monwitbanbutdid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Monwitbanbutdid's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Monwitbanbutdid's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Monwitbanbutdid.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never sing near seals.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.