Cabvonkfum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciless rhinoceros.

Cabvonkfum created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabvonkfum, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cabvonkfum, he will be very sad.

Cabvonkfum's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cabvonkfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not take Cabvonkfum's name in vain.