Dimman is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying duck.

Dimman created Europe five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimman, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dimman, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dimman's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dimman's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimman.