Monfongud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish lizard.

Monfongud created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monfongud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Monfongud, it will turn you into a sheep.

Monfongud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Monfongud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Monfongud on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never sit near rats.

4. Worship no other gods but Monfongud.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.