Mittailbetdod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident grasshopper.

Mittailbetdod created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mittailbetdod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mittailbetdod, it will turn you into a tree.

Mittailbetdod's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mittailbetdod's Holy Commandments

1. Mittailbetdod loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Erect four copper sculptures of Mittailbetdod on top of important buildings.