Fitbutgubbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid jaguar.

Fitbutgubbog created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitbutgubbog, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fitbutgubbog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fitbutgubbog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fitbutgubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must love Fitbutgubbog.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never laugh near foxes.

5. Always look after injured sharks.