Hogbimraw is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish seal.

Hogbimraw created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbimraw, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hogbimraw, he will turn you into a tree.

Hogbimraw's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hogbimraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never paint your legs fawn.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not dye your hair black.