Ragnigstip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, uncaring jellyfish.

Ragnigstip created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragnigstip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragnigstip, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Ragnigstip's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ragnigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ragnigstip.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragnigstip.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Ragnigstip on top of important buildings.