Cubmothannurl is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful butterfly.

Cubmothannurl created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubmothannurl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cubmothannurl, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cubmothannurl's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cubmothannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not shave your face.