Quill is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain octopus.

Quill created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quill, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Quill, she will be mildly annoyed.

Quill's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never laugh in the presence of great tits.

5. Never hurt geese.