Hatquafnak is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, idiotic
otter.
Hatquafnak created an up quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Hatquafnak, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Hatquafnak, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Hatquafnak's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Hatquafnak's Holy Commandments1. Never mention aardvarks.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never talk about amino acids.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Feed all hungry snails.