Rengabfob is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent snake.

Rengabfob created a top quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rengabfob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rengabfob, she will ignore you.

Rengabfob's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rengabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Never bounce near tortoises.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to music.