Hotpodxuck is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, charitable
goose.
Hotpodxuck created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hotpodxuck, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Hotpodxuck, he will turn you into a sheep.
Hotpodxuck's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Hotpodxuck's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
2. Do not eat carrots.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. You must pray to Hotpodxuck five times a day.
5. Never talk about moons.