Bon is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless
donkey.
Bon created bats two million years ago.
If you believe in
Bon, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bon, he will send you a sign.
Bon's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Bon's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Always help sick turtles.
3. Do not hurt mice.
4. You must pray to Bon seven times a day.
5. Run away if four whales approach from the west.