Bumlaptettifag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, grumpy naga.

Bumlaptettifag created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Bumlaptettifag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumlaptettifag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bumlaptettifag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bumlaptettifag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.