Tamartmum is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing lobster.

Tamartmum created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamartmum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tamartmum, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tamartmum's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tamartmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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