Teentettilimstaf Parkwatfunwaplagtip is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, temperamental spider.

Teentettilimstaf Parkwatfunwaplagtip created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Teentettilimstaf Parkwatfunwaplagtip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Teentettilimstaf Parkwatfunwaplagtip, it will send you a sign.

Teentettilimstaf Parkwatfunwaplagtip's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Teentettilimstaf Parkwatfunwaplagtip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Teentettilimstaf Parkwatfunwaplagtip.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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