Catvonxenfudlarpkinnartnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-confident squirrel.

Catvonxenfudlarpkinnartnurl created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Catvonxenfudlarpkinnartnurl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Catvonxenfudlarpkinnartnurl, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Catvonxenfudlarpkinnartnurl's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Catvonxenfudlarpkinnartnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Hide if seven monkeys approach from the south.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Catvonxenfudlarpkinnartnurl.
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