Fudgarvon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust snake.

Fudgarvon created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fudgarvon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudgarvon, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fudgarvon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fudgarvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise skirts.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shave your back.