Pasgoddam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless squid.

Pasgoddam created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgoddam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Pasgoddam, she will send minions to preach to you.

Pasgoddam's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pasgoddam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue tights.

2. Never feed melons to grasshopers while wearing violet shoes.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.