Hotbomgen Motwatgumbat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced dugong.

Hotbomgen Motwatgumbat created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotbomgen Motwatgumbat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hotbomgen Motwatgumbat, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hotbomgen Motwatgumbat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hotbomgen Motwatgumbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Hotbomgen Motwatgumbat loves eagles, so they must be respected.

5. Always wear white.