Dissnelljad is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, slow mouse.
Dissnelljad created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.
If you believe in Dissnelljad, it will approve.
If you do not believe in Dissnelljad, it will turn you into a puffin.
Dissnelljad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Dissnelljad's Holy Commandments
1. Put Dissnelljad first in all things.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not kill dolphins.
4. Erect three nickel sculptures of Dissnelljad on top of important buildings.
5. Never eat green fruit.