Sterfumloop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, ill-tempered mongoose.

Sterfumloop created dark matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterfumloop, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sterfumloop, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sterfumloop's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sterfumloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.