Dabbegmab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional dog.

Dabbegmab created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabbegmab, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dabbegmab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dabbegmab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dabbegmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.
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