Cudjamquill is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, two-faced centipede.

Cudjamquill created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudjamquill, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cudjamquill, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cudjamquill's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cudjamquill's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.