Flisbunlak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced slug.

Flisbunlak created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbunlak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flisbunlak, he will turn you into a hamster.

Flisbunlak's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Flisbunlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mice.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. You must love Flisbunlak.