Cublibhim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty lobster.

Cublibhim created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cublibhim, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cublibhim, he will turn you into a slug.

Cublibhim's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cublibhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Hide from black monkeys for they are unholy.