Tombugflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring skunk.

Tombugflag created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tombugflag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tombugflag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tombugflag's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tombugflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help bats.