Bagwot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise finch.

Bagwot created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagwot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bagwot, it will turn you into a worm.

Bagwot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bagwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sharks.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Bagwot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always look after injured tortoises.