Cibspagmif is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, clever scorpion.

Cibspagmif created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibspagmif, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cibspagmif, it will have a low opinion of you.

Cibspagmif's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cibspagmif's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five whales approach from the east.

2. Cibspagmif loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never paint your chest blue.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.