Bottargpin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud mouse.

Bottargpin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bottargpin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bottargpin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bottargpin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bottargpin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always obey Bottargpin's priests.

5. Always look after injured mites.