Lidsabflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, awe-inspiring deer.

Lidsabflag created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Lidsabflag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidsabflag, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lidsabflag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Lidsabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Lidsabflag loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.