Zimminboss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, weak human.

Zimminboss created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Zimminboss, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zimminboss, she will think nothing of it.

Zimminboss' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Zimminboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Hide if nine horses approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.