Hunnilapp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful toad.

Hunnilapp created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Hunnilapp, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hunnilapp, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hunnilapp's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Hunnilapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not eat pineapples.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.