Queegfutgadlam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome shark.

Queegfutgadlam created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegfutgadlam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Queegfutgadlam, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Queegfutgadlam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Queegfutgadlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Retreat if seven great tits approach from the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.